Language of a new era of fresh violence !

 Damn fun life, because life is old and his mother to play me.
2. drawing near, it is better to spend money
3. Some people are so naive, you do not X his mother, he does not know that you are his father.
4. Buddha said: I prefer to pass to the world in exchange for a life of 500 Review.
5. brothers as brothers, women such as clothes, Who moved my hand, foot, and I grilled him clothes!
6. see you and I did not even loss of appetite, and also talk about sex?
7. the failure of others is my happiness!
8. future, do not speak English in front of me,
9. the reality of the society, ruined my chance of a good person!
10. born people do not fear death, the fear of death are not born with TM, so no one do the decoration, TM!
11. Love is the soul of all the unforgettable moments drifted away from the bed ~
12. Although flowers Lord, I'll loose soil! :
13. I thought I was decadent, I scrapped the original!
14. If I girl, early fall in love with me ... ...
15. thinking of how far you go away!
16. hooligans are not afraid, fear rogue culture ... ...
17. Ladies, please behave, young male prostitute is not entertainer.
18. you can not make everyone satisfied, because not all of them are men!
19. something Secretary of the dry, nothing to do secretary.
20. good! People are forced out.
21. promises like
23, a woman does not matter decent, was due to the lure of decent enough; man indifferent loyalty, loyalty is low because the chips betrayal
24. The minimum goal of College Students: peasant woman, spring, a little field.
25. Time is like a cleavage, or squeeze some of the total!
26. wise woman against man, and stupid woman against woman.
27. woman reading is not appropriate, because in the minds of men: college students is the Maid, is Huang Rong undergraduates, graduate students are Zhao, PhD is a Limo Chou, postdoctoral extinction Shitai, Shuoboliandu more scary - is the legendary ! !
not read more than men, because in the eyes of a woman: that Wei Xiaobao college students, undergraduates is Duan Yu, graduate students are Dingdian, Ph.D. is the Chan Ka Lok, postdoctoral Ouyang Feng, Shuoboliandu it - he is terrible, ! !
28. man, is training the upper body, lower body is essential; woman, upper body is the bait, lower body is a trap.
29. Shuai there ass to use! Death is not the end, eat!
30. the worst character than journeying a long while staring at an ugly look, and then sighed and said:
31. despised my people so much, you think you are?
32. born great, died in the flower the next!
33. Do not I have more than lazy, I'm too lazy and you're better than
34. Women who have capacity for Yue herself by poor men!
35., a university campus with a pointed iron bars are, and its warning signs banners above are as follows: boys accidentally turn, will become a girl ... ... girls accidentally turn, will become a woman ... ...
36. rain, do not forget an umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea to big trouble
37. ugly, ugly, but the special, which is particularly ugly!
38. Give me a woman, I can create a nation; give me a bottle of wine, I can lead them to conquer the world!
3 9. The world, in addition to pigs, who in the happy with?